Animal Warefare
PET STORE CLERK: I bought these shoes from a company on the Internet because they don't test on animals.[Death sighs] You know, animals never have war. War is an invention of mankind.
DEATH: What are you talking about? Animals fight all the time!
Who thinks of this shit?
-DIB.
DEATH: What are you talking about? Animals fight all the time!
I found this page after hitting that "next blog" button on the top right a few times. On that page, I found the interesting article linked to above about using animals in warefare. The funniest one (but also one of the sickest) is this:
WWII: Attach a bomb to a cat and drop it from a dive-bomber on to Nazi ships. The cat, hating water, will "wrangle" itself on to enemy ship's deck. In tests cats became unconscious in mid-air.
Who thinks of this shit?
-DIB.


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